So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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