well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Someone shattered a urinal.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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