hotel room ftw
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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