when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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