i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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