You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
the liver wants what the liver wants
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
