but the lizard people decide everything anyway
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Randomize
