Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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