My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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