Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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