This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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