So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Houston, we have a squirter
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
They are going to name an STD after you.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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