I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I didn't notice because vodka
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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