god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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