420 ftw
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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