She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
there is glitter all over my balls
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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