also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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