Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
