i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Im part way to drunk.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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