The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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