How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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