there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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