Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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