Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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