hell yes lets make some ravioli
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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