So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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