Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
her vagine was all disorganized.
Jerry, you need to find god
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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