margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
