Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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