just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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