then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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