your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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