Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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