my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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