guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Come share oat with me in your robe
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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