The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
well you can't waste a boner
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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