come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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