i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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