Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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