I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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