Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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