is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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