it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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