no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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