her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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