Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Randomize
