haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
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