so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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