Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
