...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'd cum for enchiladas.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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