At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
it's great music for shaving your balls
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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